Saturday, April 6, 2013

Every Vote is sacred, Every Vote is Great...

There are Traders in the world, there are Miners.
There are Carebears and Pirates and then,
There are those that follow The Mittani, BUT
I've never been one of them.

Every Vote is Sacred,
Every Vote is Great!
If a Vote gets Wasted,
Seagull gets quite Irate!

Every Vote is Sacred,
Every Vote is Great!
If a Vote gets Wasted,
Soundwave gets quite Irate!

Let the bittervets waste theirs
By staying unsubscribed.
Fozzie will buff a ship for
Each Vote that's well applied!

Every Vote is Wanted,
Every Vote is Good,
Every Vote is Needed,
karkur says vote you should.

Scammers, Gankers, Botters,
Cast theirs just anywhere.
But Punkturis loves those who treat their
Ballots with more care.

Every Vote is Sacred,
Every Vote is Great!
If a Vote gets Wasted,
Masterplan gets quite Irate!

Every Vote is Wanted,
Every Vote is Good,
Every Vote is Needed,
Dolan says vote you should.

Every Vote is Useful!
Every Vote is Fine!
Veritas counts everybody's...
Mine... and mine... and mine!

Let the Spam Alts spill theirs,
O'er Jita, Curse, and Domain,
Stillman shall strike them down for
Each Vote that's cast in vain.

Every Vote is Wanted,
Every Vote is Good,
Every Vote is Needed,
Explorer says vote you should.

Every Vote is Sacred,
Every Vote is Great!
If a Vote gets Wasted,
Unifex gets quite Irate!

Remember folks, No Votes Nerf Boats... so vote in the CSM elections!

8 comments:

  1. That was a good one I will admit

    Monty Python is always a good reference.

    But given the reference you might want to duck a lot if you see any of the CCP employees you mentioned :)

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    1. On the contrary, some of the devs bought their slots in the song.

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  2. Roleplayers, Ship Painters,
    All you votes we need.
    Ignore the mass of haters,
    Your opinions some will heed,


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  3. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
    -Winston Churchill

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    1. It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Winston Churchill

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    2. Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
      -H.L. Mencken

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    3. I was abducted by aliens last night, and they forced me to explain democracy to them. Their resemblance to the man-eating aliens on the Simpsons filled me with a strange terror, but also a gleeful sense of inspiration. I cued up the opening scene to the Simpsons on my iPhone, where Marge swerves around the corners squealing her wheels dangerously around every curve, while the camera tricks the audience into believing that baby Maggie is the one controlling the car with her miniature wheel, ending with nearly driving over Bart skateboarding home with a nuclear fuel rod accidentally landing in his pocket.

      That's pretty much what democracy is, in practice, it's all of the above: The people are yanking on their fake mini-wheel, the car's nearly out of control, nuclear fuel rods are lost in little children's back pockets, and the (metaphorical) man-eating aliens are behind it all. That's why that opening sequence was so funny, and was never changed.

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  4. Thats why the US has a REPUBLIC, not a DEMOCRACY. Sadly, its being raped by the administration at the moment.

    WIN: captcha was DECuse 621

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